*squeal* alright peeps we had the great honor of
interviewing Jonathan Draper from the ever amazing book Mythology by Helen
Boswell.
Welcome Jonathan thanks you for taking time out of your busy
schedule to come have a chat with Jazzy and I, please sit where ever you’d
like.
Thank you, my dears. My schedule
may indeed be busy, but I am quite glad to have the break and spend time with
both of you. *sits between you both*
Meg-*looks at you excitedly and clears throat* Alright for
your first question, what’s it like to be immortal and do you ever get bored of
it?
Immortality is like being frozen in
time with the world continuing to move around you. I refuse to let myself
succumb to boredom, though. With the world continuing to move, I take advantage
of learning new things and have spent my fair share of time attending various
universities… though I do tend to be a bit picky about what classes I take and
what new developments I accept. You
won’t find me majoring in computer science… Bring on the jokes. *winks*
Jazzy- *Laughing*Alright Jonathan give it up who’s your
plastic surgeon…but with all joking aside what is it that you miss most about
being human and why?
Oh, it has been so many years that
I cannot remember specifics of what it was like to feel human. But if I was forced to choose one thing, I would say
that I miss the connections that I had with certain humans. Believe it or not,
I actually had quite a few friends back in the old days. And a wife, as you
know. And a daughter.
Meg-*grins* alright mister artsy over there seeing as you
own an art gallery and all have you always been artistic?
Not always, no. I see you look
surprised, but I did not develop the appreciation for art until I began
contemplating my own immortality. I enjoy capturing people in time, just as I
am captured in this moment of my youth… *clears throat* no joking about the
“youth” part.
Jazzy- So seeing as you speak both English and French are
there any other languages that you know? If so what are they?
I am fairly fluent in most European
languages and have a rudimentary ability to communicate in Japanese and
Chinese.
Meg- So Jonathan seeing as you aren’t big on the modern
times, especially the technical aspects of it, is there anything from this
century you do like?
Now, I realize you are poking fun
of me a little, my dear. While it is true that I despise most modern modes of
communication, this is merely because I find them to be impersonal. However, I
do believe you are forgetting about my state-of-the-art car, and I cannot even
remember how many songs I currently have on my MP3 player. Give the old guy
some credit, shall we? *chuckle*
Jazzy-*looks at you seriously* If you could go back in time
and change on thing what would it be and why?
I would change one specific event
that occurred just after my transformation to guardian, but I am afraid that I
cannot elaborate on one that is. *dodges the glares* I do apologize, but my
author needs you to wait for book three for me to disclose this information.
Meg- *giggles and blushes* okay really embarrassing question
but we are curious about this, seeing as you are sort of the “undead” can you
still produce offspring?
Ah, your questions are becoming
more bold, are they not? Guardians may not produce offspring, at least that’s
how the theory goes. But considering that we live forever, this is probably a
good thing for the overpopulation issues currently in the world.
Jazzy- We all know you are protective over Hope *gives you a
funny look* but has there ever been any other humans you have felt this
protective over or this close to?
*gives you an equally funny look* I
am sorry that I cannot tell you why during this interview, but I do have a very
good reason of why I am protective of Hope… And yes, there was one other human who I felt
this protective over, but she was only mortal after all.
Meg- *grinning like a fool* so Jonathan *bats eyelashes* is
there anything top secret you can tell us about yourself? We promise to take it
to the grave with us *crosses heart*
Now, my dears, while I do fail to
understand the significance of such things like blogging and social media, I am
not so naïve about the internet to think that anything that I tell you during
this interview shall remain top secret. *smiles and crosses arms*
Jazzy- Now we all know you are a guardian angel of sorts but
what makes you scream like a little girl?*raises eyebrow and laughs* what are
you afraid of?
*laughs* I beg your pardon? Would
you think me an arrogant ass for me to say that I am afraid of commitment? To
clarify, I had to cope with outliving everyone I loved once already, and I
honestly have no desire to go through that again.
Meg- Seeing as you are old and everything and I’m not sure
if you can remember this far back *bursts out laughing* I kid I kid *wipes
tears* what was your first demon hunt like?
Ah, the old jokes never get old, do
they?.... I remember it vividly. It was in Amiens (my place of birth), and
there was much bloodshed. I did not realize until later that I could have destroyed
the demon solely with my powers and minus the bloodshed. *smiles in
remembrance* Still, it was a good hunt.
And now from the both of us and all the other lovely
Jonathan fans out there boxers or briefs?
Oh, dear lord. Is nothing sacred?
Boxer briefs.
Thank you so much for coming today it was lots of fun
*smiles brightly* we truly appreciated it.
Meg- *hugs you* thank Jonathan, it was nice seeing you
Jazzy- *smiles* yes thank you for coming
*bows and kisses each of your hands* It was indeed my pleasure.
I shall see you again in the pages very, very soon. I do hope you enjoy reading
MYTHOLOGY: THE WICKED. Oh, and I do apologize in advance for my behavior.
*grins mischievously*
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2 comments:
Great interview ladies! :-)
Thanks Hun ^_^
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